The bottom line is, you sell books about how people get together and murder one another. Might that not be construed as offensive? If there’s one lesson to be learned, it is that war is utterly evil and good people should seek its end without compromise. That war continues to provide, albeit vicariously, a source of entertainment to men who contradict what is clearly intended as a ludicrous parody of stereotyping is merely evidence of humanity’s continuing moral perversity and, by the way, you need to get that boil on your bum seen to.

Ps. I bet you collect military memorabilia.